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Yo,

Being awhile since I had a lecture that people were actually willing to tune into :p This launch has been a crazy ride, one that I keep a bag of popcorn stashed, just in case. My ideas have apparently motivated the almighty enlightened one (A.K.A Kylie) to draw her pants off on this comic and to plug it senseless to the wider community.
One thing I love to do is blab about inane things or things that happen and shouldn’t happen again, hence the reason why I ‘lecture’ and not rant.

So, lecture number 1: Never tell your maternal grandmother that her stories from 50 years ago suck balls because if you do, an iron with your name on it appears and suddenly you’re feeling a little flat around the edges. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Lecture number 2: You shouldn’t stay up late doing things that can be done earlier or at a more convenient time for others. Vacuuming at 2am is a no-no, while dusting is okay. Jumping on the bed is also a no-no, but giggling about Link’s boomerang is something that can be tolerated.
Yet I tell you this while I myself type this at 12:35am. Enough said.

Lecture number 3: Always smile, especially when everyone on the train is looking cranky. If you ever have to be one of the sardines on the tin can of Connex trains, save someone from stumbling into the oblivion and they might have manners. I don’t count on it, not if you try saving a man by the tie.
The last time I had a sardine train, I was itching to draw, so I whipped out my pad and doodled, and for the next 45 minute I had about 20 pairs of eyes watching me from all angles drawing a stuffed rabbit. When I looked up I had 20 people smiling at me. It was just a rabbit, ignore the grenade in its hand …

Til next time.